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Hopping mad...out of surgery & feeling better already
- Marlon
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Nasty! wishing you a speedy recovery Rob
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Nothing worse than a bear with a sore hea.....toe..
Ouch...nasty, time to chill for a day or two Mr B..
Ouch...nasty, time to chill for a day or two Mr B..
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yikes - thats a seriously nasty wound matched to a seriously large anaesthetic (whiskey)
hope all goes well
hope all goes well
now I'm about to have more time I've suddenly got less toys to play with!
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It must be very painful but take some comfort in this, a fella I worked with many years ago was knocked off his motor bike - an old bike with a steering damper knob - the thought he'd done ok an was relatively unscathed - until he felt damp in the now painful nether region - the impact with the steering damper knob had spilt the end of his penis.
It made my eyes water when he told us!
It made my eyes water when he told us!
You don't stop playing when you get old - You get old when you stop playing!
So I bought a 35is with all the toys to play with.
So I bought a 35is with all the toys to play with.
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Hard to tell from the photo. Too much blood and gore.ronk wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:49 am It must be very painful but take some comfort in this, a fella I worked with many years ago was knocked off his motor bike - an old bike with a steering damper knob - the thought he'd done ok an was relatively unscathed - until he felt damp in the now painful nether region - the impact with the steering damper knob had spilt the end of his penis.
It made my eyes water when he told us!
Hope that fixes quick rob, looks painful as hell.
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Well, you can't say you didn't warn us (gore). Wish I hadn't looked. Other than BMWZ4MC's professional interest, who did you think would benefit from seeing that?
I hope you can 'bear' the pain of the injury, and that it gets properly seen to by the surgeon at A&E.
Speedy recovery, mate
I hope you can 'bear' the pain of the injury, and that it gets properly seen to by the surgeon at A&E.
Speedy recovery, mate
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Oh s**t! Just had to put my head between my legs after seeing that!!! Get well soon mate.
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Who doesn't like to see a gory injury?! What's wrong with you all?!
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Ouch!! thats a nasty one!!
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That looks very sore Rob
what bike were you riding ?
what bike were you riding ?
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When I had a crash on a motorcycle I broke my wrist but didn't realise until examination in A&E that one of my testicles had exploded when I hit the tank before going over the bars...ronk wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:49 am It must be very painful but take some comfort in this, a fella I worked with many years ago was knocked off his motor bike - an old bike with a steering damper knob - the thought he'd done ok an was relatively unscathed - until he felt damp in the now painful nether region - the impact with the steering damper knob had spilt the end of his penis.
It made my eyes water when he told us!
Get better soon.
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That looks very painful as all others have said, hope your going to find a way of getting comfortable when it's time for bed.. In many ways your lucky she didn't take your leg off. SMIDSY
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Ouch!!!!! Get well soon
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Sorry to hear about your misfortune but had to laugh when I read you pushed the bike home. Its funny how your p&j must be sorted first.Smartbear wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:03 pmBikes unmarked apart from snapped gear lever (I think I broke it with my toe) I stayed on it!stupot67 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:42 pm Hope the bikes relatively unscathed Rob...........
Have you got yourself a small bell so you can summon Mrs B when you require a cuppa and chocolate hobnob while recuperating .........You may need to be back in XRay to see if you can see said bell if you push your luck
Let's hope nothings broken and your home soon.
Stu.
It hurt a bit when I pushed it home though!
Rob
The last bike accident I had I rode home with cracked ribs, a ripped almost detached thigh muscle and bruising to the bone in my knee along with the usual pains of landing on tarmac.
The handle bars were bent and twisted, indicators gone, lever snapped but made it the 12 miles home and parked up before visiting the hospital.
What kind of boots were you wearing?
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Hi, I've got thousands of pounds worth of biking gear so I was wearing trainers of course!Nictrix wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:33 pmSorry to hear about your misfortune but had to laugh when I read you pushed the bike home. Its funny how your p&j must be sorted first.Smartbear wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:03 pmBikes unmarked apart from snapped gear lever (I think I broke it with my toe) I stayed on it!stupot67 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:42 pm Hope the bikes relatively unscathed Rob...........
Have you got yourself a small bell so you can summon Mrs B when you require a cuppa and chocolate hobnob while recuperating .........You may need to be back in XRay to see if you can see said bell if you push your luck
Let's hope nothings broken and your home soon.
Stu.
It hurt a bit when I pushed it home though!
Rob
The last bike accident I had I rode home with cracked ribs, a ripped almost detached thigh muscle and bruising to the bone in my knee along with the usual pains of landing on tarmac.
The handle bars were bent and twisted, indicators gone, lever snapped but made it the 12 miles home and parked up before visiting the hospital.
What kind of boots were you wearing?
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