OMG...just was reading a thread on Barryboys due to a different post earlier and came across this blinder...
http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewt ... 14&t=27854
I'm not sure I have ever laughed so hard at work!
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wow a good ten years ago! I used to spend many an evening on barryboys in its heyday.
18 Z4s owned to date.
Current: 2.5i Titan silver
Daily driver: 480bhp M140i Shadow edition.
Current: 2.5i Titan silver
Daily driver: 480bhp M140i Shadow edition.
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This one from SXOC way back in the day
Got done for Drink Driving
Was pulled over last night by a copper who'd followed me for a couple of miles and breathalised. Bearing in mind I could barely stand it was no surprise to find I was massively over the limit. This was particularly disgraceful as I had the missus and kiddy with me in the car.
I was arrested and read my rights. It was all a very salutory experience, especially when the copper got shirty because I found the whole business side-splittingly funny
His mate, whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look round the car, came back and started whispering to the other copper. They are whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very pleased.
Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time, he calls me a t**t. I point out he's just sworn at a member of the public, in front of an 18 month old child and that I'll report him for conduct unbecoming.
Plod get back in their car and drive off, with the copper who'd had a look round my car laughing he head off.
And the moral of the story is....
Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before breathalising the guy in the right hand seat
Got done for Drink Driving
Was pulled over last night by a copper who'd followed me for a couple of miles and breathalised. Bearing in mind I could barely stand it was no surprise to find I was massively over the limit. This was particularly disgraceful as I had the missus and kiddy with me in the car.
I was arrested and read my rights. It was all a very salutory experience, especially when the copper got shirty because I found the whole business side-splittingly funny
His mate, whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look round the car, came back and started whispering to the other copper. They are whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very pleased.
Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time, he calls me a t**t. I point out he's just sworn at a member of the public, in front of an 18 month old child and that I'll report him for conduct unbecoming.
Plod get back in their car and drive off, with the copper who'd had a look round my car laughing he head off.
And the moral of the story is....
Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before breathalising the guy in the right hand seat
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Comfortably the funniest thread I've seen was that bloke off here trying to assert the classic and rare provenance of his boggo manual e89
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Silver Grey '06 3.0si Coupe - SOLD
Silver Grey '06 3.0si Coupe - SOLD
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The old ones still make ya chuckle.Mister T wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:03 pm This one from SXOC way back in the day
Got done for Drink Driving
Was pulled over last night by a copper who'd followed me for a couple of miles and breathalised. Bearing in mind I could barely stand it was no surprise to find I was massively over the limit. This was particularly disgraceful as I had the missus and kiddy with me in the car.
I was arrested and read my rights. It was all a very salutory experience, especially when the copper got shirty because I found the whole business side-splittingly funny
His mate, whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look round the car, came back and started whispering to the other copper. They are whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very pleased.
Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time, he calls me a t**t. I point out he's just sworn at a member of the public, in front of an 18 month old child and that I'll report him for conduct unbecoming.
Plod get back in their car and drive off, with the copper who'd had a look round my car laughing he head off.
And the moral of the story is....
Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before breathalising the guy in the right hand seat
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I still get a belly roll going when o drop back into the Barryboys
3 ZMRs
3 E89s
5 Si coupes
5 Si roadsters
997 C4
TTRS
F82 M4
MK7 Golf Gti
current Bmw 6 Gran Turismo
3 E89s
5 Si coupes
5 Si roadsters
997 C4
TTRS
F82 M4
MK7 Golf Gti
current Bmw 6 Gran Turismo
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Brilliant!
Coupes because stunning!
Current - Silver Grey MC, Imola Red heated Nappa & carbon trim. Aeros, H & R Coil-overs, 224s, OE Strut brace, Nav, cup-holders, DSP Hi-Fi, pdc, cruise, MFSW, no CDV! E90 330i daily
Gone - Montego Blue
Gone - Ruby Black
Current - Silver Grey MC, Imola Red heated Nappa & carbon trim. Aeros, H & R Coil-overs, 224s, OE Strut brace, Nav, cup-holders, DSP Hi-Fi, pdc, cruise, MFSW, no CDV! E90 330i daily
Gone - Montego Blue
Gone - Ruby Black