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Post by Sae » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:20 pm

Complete t**t in RR parking antics.
Could have easily left a few door dents but thankfully the ep3 has easy access to driverside from passenger side due to no gearbox tunnel.

Some people obviously dont give a sh1t!!!
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Post by pvr » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:41 pm

How big are those spaces - or rather, how small ....
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Post by maxman » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:44 pm

You could have left 2 flat tyres,he might think on next time. :evil:

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Post by TitanTim » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:49 pm

C'mon at least they folded their mirrors in to allow you some extra room :lol:

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Post by patriot66 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:57 pm

White Range Rover...Nuff said ! :D
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Post by Havard » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:16 am

I would have buried my foot in the passenger door.

Obviously after I got the car out.. :rofl:
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Post by Sae » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:20 am

The fecker had plenty of space driverside.

I just dont get it, its like he was asking for someone to pour lucozade sport on his passenger door handle...
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Post by MACK » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:51 am

At the very least I would have unfolded his wing mirror . After that the tyres may have mysteriously lost pressure. That reminds me I need to put my tyre valve tool in the car 😁

Never understand the mentality. I'd be paranoid my pride and joy would get vandalised if I parked like that or blocking two bays etc. Tw@TS in disabled bays without blue badges is a real pet hate too.
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Post by Buckz » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:53 am

tbf it sucks but you never know who was parked next to him before you came back, may have been another nuptie over the line giving 0 space.

especially when you compare the size of a RR to UK's parking space.. there's literally feck all room to park those things.
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Post by brillomaster » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:42 pm

Just leave a note saying " you park like a tool - good luck on the drive home" but don't actually do anything to their car. the paranoia of them thinking you've done something and not knowing what it is will soon set in, and they'll be scrutinising every little squeak or rattle for months.

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Post by chrisgreen » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:54 pm

brillomaster wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:42 pm Just leave a note saying " you park like a tool - good luck on the drive home" but don't actually do anything to their car. the paranoia of them thinking you've done something and not knowing what it is will soon set in, and they'll be scrutinising every little squeak or rattle for months.
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Post by Nanu » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:51 pm

White Range Rover and bad parking. Says all you need to know about the owner
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Post by thanatu55 » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:59 pm

brillomaster wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:42 pm Just leave a note saying " you park like a tool - good luck on the drive home" but don't actually do anything to their car. the paranoia of them thinking you've done something and not knowing what it is will soon set in, and they'll be scrutinising every little squeak or rattle for months.
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Post by buzyg » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:48 pm

pvr wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:41 pm How big are those spaces - or rather, how small ....
The problem is the size of the cars, not the size of the spaces. :wink:

Oh and the driver of the Rover also appears to be a Feckwit, which isn't helping. :oops:
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Post by enzed4 » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:14 am

Nanu wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:51 pm Any colour vehicle and any model, and bad parking. Says all you need to know about the owner
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