Not joined yet? Register for free and enjoy features such as alerts, private messaging and viewing latest posts and topics.
So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
- Machine monkey
- Lifer
- Posts: 11310
- Joined: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:49 pm
- Location: In the shire Oxfordshire
So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
As above basically.... My wife's best friends boyfriend is a jump instructor for the RAF. I am changing his brake discs and pads and doing a service on his car. In payment he is going to push me out of an Aeroplane 15,000 feet....
It will be an assisted free fall. So on my own not a tandem jump!! I trust Adam but i am a bit scared!!
It will be an assisted free fall. So on my own not a tandem jump!! I trust Adam but i am a bit scared!!
- markplant
- Lifer
- Posts: 3674
- Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:16 pm
- Location: Sheffield
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
So you sort his car an then get pushed out of a plane there is no upside to this. I only get on a plane because there's a holiday at the end of it.
3.0 Manual. Sterling Grey. Cream leather Electric an Heated. Professional Navigation/Sony tablet replacement. Storm Werks . an parts waiting to be fitted
-
- Member
- Posts: 670
- Joined: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:18 am
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
I cant believe people jump out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft when its going to land soon after and its much warmer and more comfortable sat inside !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lost in space, found in a dustbin........
2005 Z4 2.2
2011 318 d Estate Recalled and repaired - Update: Turbo blown new one about to get fitted....
2008 2.0d Mondeo Estate Gone but not forgotten
2008 TDV6 Discovery 3 HSE
2005 Z4 2.2
2011 318 d Estate Recalled and repaired - Update: Turbo blown new one about to get fitted....
2008 2.0d Mondeo Estate Gone but not forgotten
2008 TDV6 Discovery 3 HSE
- PerryGunn
- Lifer
- Posts: 9785
- Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:16 pm
- Location: By the seaside...
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
You'll love it Matt, I've done a tandem in the UK and AFF in California, the AFF is miles better than a tandem as you're in control
The initial step out of the aircraft is the hardest, after that it's the world's best fairground ride....
The initial step out of the aircraft is the hardest, after that it's the world's best fairground ride....
Alpina Roadster S #320
* Quaife ATB LSD * StrongStrut Braces * Turner RTAB Limiters * Gap-Tech RCH+ *
* Intravee & KCA-420i * Mini 0806 * Cheetah C550 * Stubby *
* Quaife ATB LSD * StrongStrut Braces * Turner RTAB Limiters * Gap-Tech RCH+ *
* Intravee & KCA-420i * Mini 0806 * Cheetah C550 * Stubby *
- Machine monkey
- Lifer
- Posts: 11310
- Joined: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:49 pm
- Location: In the shire Oxfordshire
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
Lol yeah i know why jump out....
I am sure i will Perry it appeals to me and the fact i like putting myself in unneeded harms way... Adam says they have more RAF personnel injured from mountain biking than anything else. I used to love DH mountain biking so it looks like i will like this.
And anyway if it dose go really really badly. I wont be worrying about it for long!!
I am sure i will Perry it appeals to me and the fact i like putting myself in unneeded harms way... Adam says they have more RAF personnel injured from mountain biking than anything else. I used to love DH mountain biking so it looks like i will like this.
And anyway if it dose go really really badly. I wont be worrying about it for long!!
- Carol M
- Lifer
- Posts: 11089
- Joined: Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:33 am
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
Monkey, what is wrong with you?!!!
Good luck
Good luck
- stuartC
- Senior Member
- Posts: 1098
- Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:13 am
- Location: Cyberspace
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
Slightly jealous if I'm honest.... good luck
3.0si Hellrot Sport Coupe (http://goo.gl/g9N5Kz)
X5 E53 3.0d
https://www.instagram.com/stuartclennett/
Programmer, weight lifter, cyclist, horse rider
X5 E53 3.0d
https://www.instagram.com/stuartclennett/
Programmer, weight lifter, cyclist, horse rider
- PerryGunn
- Lifer
- Posts: 9785
- Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:16 pm
- Location: By the seaside...
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
Don't worry, if that happens everyone else will have a Crater Party....Machine monkey wrote:And anyway if it dose go really really badly. I wont be worrying about it for long!!
Alpina Roadster S #320
* Quaife ATB LSD * StrongStrut Braces * Turner RTAB Limiters * Gap-Tech RCH+ *
* Intravee & KCA-420i * Mini 0806 * Cheetah C550 * Stubby *
* Quaife ATB LSD * StrongStrut Braces * Turner RTAB Limiters * Gap-Tech RCH+ *
* Intravee & KCA-420i * Mini 0806 * Cheetah C550 * Stubby *
-
- Lifer
- Posts: 11060
- Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:27 pm
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
Oh wow so jealous. I did one a few years ago and it's the best rush ever, the free fall once out of the plane is beyond words. Some people snort and inject crap, some booze for ever for kicks, but all you've got to do is fall out the side door, you'll LOVE it.
The old joke is:
"What happens if the chute doesn't open"?
"Oh don't worry the second one will always open"
"Well why don't they put that one first then"?
The old joke is:
"What happens if the chute doesn't open"?
"Oh don't worry the second one will always open"
"Well why don't they put that one first then"?
M roady...OEM CSL’s, strut brace, Remus back boxes, ZHP
MR2 MK 2
E89 35i project car...mapped 365bhp, M4 stoppers & wheels, KWV3’s, H&R front ARB, M3 front arms, strut brace Eisenmann cat back race exhaust, VRSF downpipes inbound
E89 35is
G29
MR2 MK 2
E89 35i project car...mapped 365bhp, M4 stoppers & wheels, KWV3’s, H&R front ARB, M3 front arms, strut brace Eisenmann cat back race exhaust, VRSF downpipes inbound
E89 35is
G29
- Machine monkey
- Lifer
- Posts: 11310
- Joined: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:49 pm
- Location: In the shire Oxfordshire
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
I do like and enjoy extreme's. Dont get me wrong i do like a few ciders too.
I can actually tell you why the safety always opens. Highly qualified people pack safety shoots. And just about anyone is allowed to pack a main shoot.
Sorry i know joke ruined!
I can actually tell you why the safety always opens. Highly qualified people pack safety shoots. And just about anyone is allowed to pack a main shoot.
Sorry i know joke ruined!
- Russ59
- Senior Member
- Posts: 1670
- Joined: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:49 pm
- Location: Mansfield Woodhouse
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
Good luck
I've always wanted to do it but I value my life too much
Could you not put the event to a good cause and raise money for a charity of your choice?
Just a thought.
I've always wanted to do it but I value my life too much
Could you not put the event to a good cause and raise money for a charity of your choice?
Just a thought.
2005, 3.0l Toledo Blue, sports seats, sports suspension, ZHP, MFSW,4 clear spot rear lights, clear side repeaters and third brake light , 19" AXE EX14 wheels, DIY carbon badges, interior parts gloss black wrapped, rear spoiler
- PerryGunn
- Lifer
- Posts: 9785
- Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:16 pm
- Location: By the seaside...
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
With few exceptions, reserves also have to be packed to allow for a Cypres - and you wouldn't want to get that wrong....Machine monkey wrote:I can actually tell you why the safety always opens. Highly qualified people pack safety shoots. And just about anyone is allowed to pack a main shoot.
Alpina Roadster S #320
* Quaife ATB LSD * StrongStrut Braces * Turner RTAB Limiters * Gap-Tech RCH+ *
* Intravee & KCA-420i * Mini 0806 * Cheetah C550 * Stubby *
* Quaife ATB LSD * StrongStrut Braces * Turner RTAB Limiters * Gap-Tech RCH+ *
* Intravee & KCA-420i * Mini 0806 * Cheetah C550 * Stubby *
-
- Newbie
- Posts: 44
- Joined: Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:09 pm
- Location: Yorkshire
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
Good luck matey!
I've never understood what possesses people to do stuff like this.
Hanging off buildings, wingsuits, parachute jumps, bungee jumps, why why why?
I've never understood what possesses people to do stuff like this.
Hanging off buildings, wingsuits, parachute jumps, bungee jumps, why why why?
320d
X5
Z?
Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
X5
Z?
Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
- Worcester_spoon
- Senior Member
- Posts: 1542
- Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:53 pm
- Location: Basingstoke, Hampshire
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
Sorry to lower the tone, but reminds me of a funny 'would you rather'... Would you rather jump out of a plane with only a 75% chance of your parachute opening, or be anally fisted by a dwarf..?
And I agree with Nelly - planes are for flying to hot countries in, not for jumping out of
And I agree with Nelly - planes are for flying to hot countries in, not for jumping out of
Last edited by Worcester_spoon on Wed Aug 19, 2015 7:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
03 Z4R 3.0i/Silver/custom quad/330d brake upgrade/LSD/G-Power supercharger/FIC 365cc injectors/Severn Tuning map
- mr wilks
- Legend
- Posts: 21897
- Joined: Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:02 pm
- Location: Lancashire
Re: So i have agreed to jump out of a working air craft.
Not for me Mat i don't mind working at heights but jumping from a plane a few thousand feet from terra firm ? Errrr no thanks , Il leave it but interesting post to follow as you cack it the closer it gets
3 ZMRs
3 E89s
5 Si coupes
5 Si roadsters
997 C4
TTRS
F82 M4
MK7 Golf Gti
current Bmw 6 Gran Turismo
3 E89s
5 Si coupes
5 Si roadsters
997 C4
TTRS
F82 M4
MK7 Golf Gti
current Bmw 6 Gran Turismo