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World's worst mechanic?

Post by Ducklakeview » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:20 pm

Kevin Webster aka "The World's Worst Mechanic" >>>

Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...

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Post by SpiketheBike » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:44 pm

He's not the shiniest spanner in the toolbox at the best of times! :D
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Post by RickRob » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:58 pm

Ducklakeview wrote:Kevin Webster aka "The World's Worst Mechanic" >>>

Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...

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There's no easy way for me to break this news to you. Please sit down before you read the next sentence.

Coronation St isn't real.

Sorry. :lol:
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Post by jamie_z4 » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:06 pm

You seem like an angry guy mate lol
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Post by SpiketheBike » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:12 pm

RickRob wrote:
Ducklakeview wrote:Kevin Webster aka "The World's Worst Mechanic" >>>

Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...

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There's no easy way for me to break this news to you. Please sit down before you read the next sentence.



Coronation St isn't real.

Sorry. :lol:
How VERY dare you?! :poke:
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Post by Hilly30si » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:19 pm

Mike[/quote]

Coronation St isn't real.

Sorry. :lol:[/quote]

You have just ruined my whole life
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Post by Chris_D » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:24 pm

Corry should come with a health warning.
I havent seen it for years as i live in holland these days, but i always used to worry about pat phoenix being hit by packets of fags/mento's/boxes of swan vestas balanced precariously atop the cash register in the cabin.
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Post by Ducklakeview » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:25 pm

RickRob wrote:
Ducklakeview wrote:Kevin Webster aka "The World's Worst Mechanic" >>>

Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...

Mike
There's no easy way for me to break this news to you. Please sit down before you read the next sentence.

Coronation St isn't real.

Sorry. :lol:

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Post by buzyg » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:28 pm

RickRob wrote:
Ducklakeview wrote:Kevin Webster aka "The World's Worst Mechanic" >>>

Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...

Mike
There's no easy way for me to break this news to you. Please sit down before you read the next sentence.

Coronation St isn't real.

Sorry. :lol:
:o I hope your wrong about that. I'm going to need to delete my forum account before MrsG gets in from work. Life as we know it is over if she finds out. :o
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Post by Grumpyowl » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:28 pm

Not seen it for a while, does Ena Sharples still sit int snug wi Minnie Cauldwell supping stout :roll:

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Post by buzyg » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:29 pm

buzyg wrote:
RickRob wrote:
Ducklakeview wrote:Kevin Webster aka "The World's Worst Mechanic" >>>

Gets the jack out of the boot of that Punto and then uses it to work under the car without any other support, putting it on a block of wood FFS, when he has a fully equipped garage there. And that Luke is a muppet for getting under it, especially as he moved a trolley jack out of the way seconds before...

Mike
There's no easy way for me to break this news to you. Please sit down before you read the next sentence.

Coronation St isn't real.

Sorry. :lol:
:o I so hope your wrong about that.

I'm going to need to delete my forum account before MrsG gets in from work. :cry:

Life as we know it is over if she finds out. :o
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Post by Hilly30si » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:09 pm

Grumpyowl wrote:Not seen it for a while, does Ena Sharples still sit int snug wi Minnie Cauldwell supping stout :roll:
Showing your age now :P
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Post by enzed4 » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:29 pm

Here on the other side of the world we nearly had pensioners rioting in the streets when they moved Coro St from it's prime time slot a few years back.
Sad to say, my wife has watched Eastenders since day 1 back in the 80's.
You guys have a lot to answer for...
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Post by pvr » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:48 pm

You did not have to marry her though ...
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Post by jabber » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:51 pm

Last time I watched it is was broadcast in black and white :D
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