Ghosts/paranormal - any experiences or thoughts ?

[firebobby]

Too many to list

Come on then, spill the beans. We all want to hear about it, even Chris

[Chris_D]

It's all bollox init.
And these charlatan mediums and clairvoyants, they can all suck a bag of dicks too imo.
I went to one of those medium evenings, for a laff, knowing that i wouldnt be able to resist if i was chosen to participate. Sure enough he asked if there was anyone in the room who lost a relative recently. My hand shot up and he asked. 'Yer, i lost me nana recently' i said, to which he excrutiatingly tried to get me to give him clues as to what she died from. In the end i said with the straightest face i could muster that she 'just exploded. Yeah, she was a devout catholic and the guilt of everything she'd done just made her explode, and that was that.'
I couldnt hold it however and me and my mate damo just started pi$$ing ourselves and got asked to leave.
Hahahhhaa sigh. Happy days.

Look at you, the new Marius

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[dans6490]

Thoughts..? Yes..utter bollocks....

All these 'sightings' by folk, they're all in 'spooky' or empty buildings or empty places etc, usually in the the dark or twilight...how come no-one has never seen one in Sainsbury's on a Saturday afternoon? Are spooks elitest?

Until headless Nick taps me on the shoulder and asks me to move my bog roll and bread a bit further along the conveyor I won't believe in anything..

Lol, my thoughts entirely.

The 'sightings' always seem to be of disheveled Victorian looking folk. What about people who died more recently? Why never a "hoodie type" with baggy jeans and a cap on backwards? Why never down the high street on a Saturday afternoon? Why no dinosaurs either? Would love to see a t-Rex strolling about!

The notion that the house/castle (wherever) needs to be old to have a good chance of being haunted, also puzzles me. People die in new builds but you don't hear about them being haunted!

Also, how do the ghosts get accepted into being able to haunt, and by whom?? I assume this must be the case or surely there would surely be millions of ghosts wandering about everywhere.

Maybe they have to audition and only the Victorian looking dead people are accepted in as they look the scariest? I would like to see a ghost of early man, would be interesting to see....but alas, no one has reported seeing one, only people who look like Albert steptoe.

[enzed4]

That's an awesome thought - Thag the caveman ghost, scraping his club along your attic floor in the middle of the night

[dans6490]

That's an awesome thought - Thag the caveman ghost, scraping his club along your attic floor in the middle of the night

Lol, it would be awesome. Well, unless it was in your basement, that would be scary.

But surely there should be cavemen, wandering about, if ghosts were real.

And come to think of it, sabre toothed tigers, now that really would be something!!!

[GAZA62]

I did see something strange in the early hours at work many years ago but I don't believe in ghosts god or the devil I would love to come into contact with a ghost that way I know that there is more after death which would be a comforting thought.

[RyanB88]

Interesting thoughts and discussion!

[85genius]

Really





Yep It's all total bollocks

[jimbo1958]

Really





Yep It's all total bollocks

Agreed......you can throw God into the mix as well. All bollox.

[85genius]

Really





Yep It's all total bollocks

Agreed......you can throw God into the mix as well. All bollox.

Actually what I was thinking when I wrote my post but thought better of saying it

[TitanTim]

But how do you know until you've snuffed it

They say even once the brain stem is dead, you may still have concious thoughts for a few minutes afterwards which shouldn't be possible. Kinda makes you think.

Tim.