Panic..panic..panic..!!!

john-e89 · Post by **john-e89** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:31 pm

The good woman and son get back from a 10 days away in Italy tomorrow morning....O..M..G..!!!!

Washing machine still works thank heavens.....same for the tumble dryer....Oh..wait...I MAY have got them mixed up...

The rumours are not true that leaving a dishwasher un-used for a week makes it implode the lying mare...

I bloody hate this Dyson.....it's the same feeling again from when I last used it.......oh....when was it again...

Bugger.....Milkmans gonna love me.....48 empty's for him in the morning...

She did tell me where Mr Sheen lives....mental note...LISTEN when she's telling me things...

Best pop to the shop to fill the loo roll holder up....I know full well she'll not put up with yesterday's Daily Telegraph..

Anyone know how to get rid of stale chip fat smells...?

.....from the sofa.....

Good grief.....look how dirty my feet are....best clean the bath before AND after....

OH...OH....good grief....I thought that smell was my socks.....but I think it's...what the hell actually IS that furry nasty looking thing in the fridge...?

Somebody PLEASE come and help....last minute Larry.....AGAIN...!!!!!

Rusky · Post by **Rusky** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:35 pm

lol very funny John

Smartbear · Post by **Smartbear** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:37 pm

Get one of those au-pair women in John, I'm sure the mrs won't mind

Rob

Grumpyowl · Post by **Grumpyowl** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:42 pm

man up John tell her it women's work, nowt to do with you

firebobby · Post by **firebobby** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:51 pm

It's called being a man John

buzyg · Post by **buzyg** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:29 pm

Get the call girls to clear it all on their way out.

mr wilks · Post by **mr wilks** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:39 pm

Know it well John

the peace & tranquility is sliceable

Darren Slone · Post by **Darren Slone** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:41 pm

They're all Pink Jobs so swmbo will understand, Blue jobs are car cleaning and cutting the grass, relax buddy

Chris_D · Post by **Chris_D** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:41 pm

I fkn LOVE bein single.

Marlon · Post by **Marlon** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:06 pm

tick . . . tick . . . tick . . .

Mr Tidy · Post by **Mr Tidy** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:55 pm

No worries John, those are pink jobs!

Not your problem (well until the OH gets home).

firebobby · Post by **firebobby** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:25 pm

Have you noticed he's not replied, I bet his got a mop in one hand, duster in the other and a broom up his @rse

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