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Post by Mr Tidy » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:51 am

Each day, they watched their boss leave work early.
One day, the three girls decided that, when their boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
 
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the gym before meeting a dinner date.
 
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. 
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!
 
Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house.
 
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
 
"No way" The blonde exclaimed, “I almost got caught yesterday!"   
 
Coupes because stunning!
Current - Silver Grey MC, Imola Red heated Nappa & carbon trim. Aeros, H & R Coil-overs, 224s, OE Strut brace, Nav, cup-holders, DSP Hi-Fi, pdc, cruise, MFSW, no CDV! E90 330i daily
Gone - Montego Blue
Gone - Ruby Black

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Post by GBZ4 » Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:24 pm

:rofl:
2016 E89 18i Roadster - gone and forgotten

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Post by ronk » Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:44 pm

:rofl: :thumbsup:
You don't stop playing when you get old - You get old when you stop playing!
So I bought a 35is with all the toys to play with. :thumbsup:

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Post by IRD » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:25 pm

:rofl: :thumbsup:
My wife is a blond! I am careful which jokes I show her. I 've got the bruises from when I got it wrong.

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Post by maxman » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:36 pm

:rofl:

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Post by hopz121 » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:38 pm

:rofl: :thumbsup:
2004 BMW E46 M3 Coupe - Manual - Silver Grey
2017 BMW F31 318d M-Sport - Auto - Glacier Silver
2007 Porsche Cayman 2.7 - Manual - Arctic Silver
2003 Renault Clio 172 Cup - Blue
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Post by jabber » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:42 pm

:rofl: :rofl:
Z less again
14 E89 Z4 2.0 msport grey gone now
10 E89 Z4 3.0 Black auto now. Very sadly gone
Gone 04 E85 z4 3.0 Maldives blue smg

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Post by buzyg » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:02 pm

:lol: Brilliant wasn't expecting that punch line. :thumbsup:
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Post by sticky » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:04 pm

:D :thumbsup:

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Post by 2dogs » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:26 pm

:rofl: :lol:
Blue Z4MC - now gone

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