TVR?! i don't think so sir.

Love the look of the Alpina 3 series 8)

Especially the big sign on the front spoiler shouting ' hey YOU, this is an ALPINA' not a boggo BMW. Very subtle lol.

Someone's husband visited their wife at my work.. He said to someone else:

"I'll have to ask for a job here, you must be getting paid well! Have you seen that modified BMW with the extra exhausts in the car park?!?!"

I overheard him and replied "It's not modified, and it cost me the price of a new Mondeo."

Not as good as my mate 20 years ago,he pulled up outside my house in an orange mgb and this bloke on the pavement said "is that a porsche mister"