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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2023 8:35 pm
by enuff_zed
Nanu wrote: ↑Tue Nov 07, 2023 8:24 pm
How many times have you seen someone have a pee in a public toilet and leave without washing their hands?
If you think about all the places you have been and the things you have touched, more hygienic if you washed your hands BEFORE you go and have a pee.
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This reminds me of a conversation overheard during Xmas exchange drinks between the officers and SNCOs as a Sergeant was leaving the toilets. “Excuse me, Sergeant, in the Officers Mess we wash our hands.” “That’s ok sir, in the Sergeant’s Mess we don’t pi$$ on our fingers.”
Covid/Flu jab.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2023 8:36 pm
by Scubaregs
I was taught not to pee on my hands............
Covid/Flu jab.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2023 9:09 pm
by MikeyH
Nanu wrote: ↑Tue Nov 07, 2023 8:24 pm
How many times have you seen someone have a pee in a public toilet and leave without washing their hands?
If you think about all the places you have been and the things you have touched, more hygienic if you washed your hands BEFORE you go and have a pee.
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Covid/Flu jab.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2023 9:14 pm
by MikeyH
Pondrew wrote: ↑Tue Nov 07, 2023 3:16 pm
MikeyH wrote: ↑Tue Nov 07, 2023 1:28 pm
How many times have you seen someone have a pee in a public toilet and leave without washing their hands?
Only on the occasion I go to one!
One thing that I do, though, is when I get a used car, I always thoroughly clean the steering wheel, gearknob and handbrake. They are usually minging!
Agree, it's always nice to have a clean knob
Covid/Flu jab.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2023 9:48 pm
by mmm-five
A young woman sits at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender grabs a glass, grabs a handful of ice and makes the drink.
She says, "Ew I'm not drinking that! You touched the ice with your hands! Use the ice tongs!"
"Lady, my hands are in water all day, they never touch anything dirty, and so they stay clean."
"I don't care! Use the ice tongs!"
So he makes her another drink, carefully using the ice tongs.
After a couple of drinks, she notices a string hanging down from the bartender's fly. Curious, she says, "Why is that string on your pants?"
He says, "I use it to unzip my pants when I have to go to the bathroom so I don't touch anything."
She ponders this, then asks, "Well, how do you get it out of your pants?", "With the ice tongs, of course."
Covid/Flu jab.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2023 11:55 pm
by MikeyH
mmm-five wrote: ↑Tue Nov 07, 2023 9:48 pm
A young woman sits at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender grabs a glass, grabs a handful of ice and makes the drink.
She says, "Ew I'm not drinking that! You touched the ice with your hands! Use the ice tongs!"
"Lady, my hands are in water all day, they never touch anything dirty, and so they stay clean."
"I don't care! Use the ice tongs!"
So he makes her another drink, carefully using the ice tongs.
After a couple of drinks, she notices a string hanging down from the bartender's fly. Curious, she says, "Why is that string on your pants?"
He says, "I use it to unzip my pants when I have to go to the bathroom so I don't touch anything."
She ponders this, then asks, "Well, how do you get it out of your pants?", "With the ice tongs, of course."
Covid/Flu jab.
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 12:22 am
by DMike
MikeyH wrote: ↑Tue Nov 07, 2023 11:55 pm
mmm-five wrote: ↑Tue Nov 07, 2023 9:48 pm
A young woman sits at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender grabs a glass, grabs a handful of ice and makes the drink.
She says, "Ew I'm not drinking that! You touched the ice with your hands! Use the ice tongs!"
"Lady, my hands are in water all day, they never touch anything dirty, and so they stay clean."
"I don't care! Use the ice tongs!"
So he makes her another drink, carefully using the ice tongs.
After a couple of drinks, she notices a string hanging down from the bartender's fly. Curious, she says, "Why is that string on your pants?"
He says, "I use it to unzip my pants when I have to go to the bathroom so I don't touch anything."
She ponders this, then asks, "Well, how do you get it out of your pants?", "With the ice tongs, of course."
