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Attack of the chavs.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:12 am
by Ducklakeview
Actually, that sounds like your car Jamie...

Mike

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:14 am
by SeanConnor
MrPT wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:45 pm Take him out to nice dinner every night and treat yourselves to a lovely bottle of red wine. In 50 years he may or may not be ravaged by cancer, according to The Mail, and you’re older so you’ll be dead anyway.
Well MrPT I'll be 104 -:)

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:20 am
by markalp
SeanConnor wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:14 pm Usually it's nice and quiet where I live .... until about three weeks ago. I heard a roar like a Saturn Five and watched a black 2ltr Z4 roar out of the estate followed by a chavved up Scooby. The must have hit 50 past a blind crossing point. Hmmm I thought what an arse , not doing Z4 drivers' reputation much good. I didn't think anymore of it until I found it parked just down the road from me. When I say 'parked' I mean up on axle stands and a trolley jack , with the handle of the jack sticking out to the side and reaching the centre of the road . He's covered the handle of the jack with part of an old high vis vest. The other half he has thrown into a back garden. It's @@@@ing dangerous ! An old boy swerved violently to avoid it and clipped the curb Since then Chavvy Boy has decided to drop the clutch assembly out and throw all the old bits plus socket heads and under-tray into the road as well as carboard parts boxes from Eurocarparts. His mates (plus
Waynetta ) park the Scooby at night (to light it up ) as he and his mates crawl under the car complete with lit ciggies. I passed them the other day on the way to my car and looked over to be greeted with a 'f@@k off' from Wayne. The car scraped through its MOT last year with a list of advisories as long as your arm. It is taxed and has an MOT although Wayne appears to think that insurance is an optional extra ( NID). The council are not interested and failed even to register a complaint. A quiet word is not an option as I will probably lose my teeth and/or have a wheel brace thown at my parked Zed. Advice please ? :(
I'd keep an eye on your wheels, any bits go missing from yours you know the 1st place to look.

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 7:25 am
by z4pilot
Unlikely that he owns the house - maybe find out who the landlord is and see whether they are aware of his unsociable behaviour? If he's not paying insurance, what's the chance he's up to date with his rent? The landlord might be willing to build a case for eviction?

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 7:54 am
by BRC
Cut and dried if it's not insured, the police will be interested. Ring 101 and report the thing today and you should see a sticker on the car in no time. I also presume you've checked the tax situation but if not click here:

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https://www.gov.uk/check-vehicle-tax
. If it's not taxed then the council/DVLA should be advised. Click here to report to the DVLA:

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https://www.gov.uk/report-untaxed-vehicle
Good luck and I hope this little shite gets what's coming to him.

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:14 am
by Dav the wheel nut
SeanConnor wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:16 pm I doubt very much that he is s member of the forum. He can hardly speak never mind type.
Yep, that sounds like a few forum members :poke: :rofl:

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:16 am
by jamie_z4
Ducklakeview wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:12 am Actually, that sounds like your car Jamie...

Mike
it sounds like the kind of thing I'd do too, leaving car on axle stands and tools everywhere :lol:

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:38 am
by raymond.harper
[IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/107ncaw.jpg[/IMG] When you see this and signs saying "Happy 30th Birthday Grandma" you know it's time to move

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:44 am
by Marekdawg
SeanConnor wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:01 pm
firebobby wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:43 pm Walk up and lower the jack when prick is under it....sorted
or contact a local scrap dealer and ask them to come and collect it :)
Police really need to be called, and stop winding him up by looking at him :poke:
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Yup squashing the cnut would be a major result . The car needs to be seen to be believed . Every wheel curbed even the O/S ones and a camber angle that belongs in The Wacky Races. Filthy dirty , re-sprayed poorly from red to black . A complete pile of shite. I don't think that the police would be keen on me reporting this as there is only one real station left in Swindon ( FFS ) and they are probably run off their feet with more serious matters. BTW for any burglers in Swindon pick Tuesday , Thursday or the weekend to break in as the nearest police station to West Swindon is only open three days a week from 10:00 am to 2::00pm (Wooton Bassett). Not their fault as like anything else in this country related to public services they are starved of funds.
I was actually down near Wooton Bassett visiting family etc. I was in my Zed and I'm fairly certain i encountered this D*ck of whom you speak! He came flying up behind me, tried to overtake on a blind corner nearly causing an accident only to turn off the road 30m after the corner... :headbang: was tempted to look for him later and give his tyre pressures a check.. :evil: not worth it though with Tw*ts like this though. Best of luck solving your infestation!

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:56 am
by patriot66
It's really surprising how quickly the hood on a Z4 can 'catch alight'...apparently. :wink:

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:34 am
by Buckz
pics or it didn't happen :D

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:34 pm
by SeanConnor
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Been like this for over two weeks now. At least he now has the jack handle vertical.

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:41 pm
by Smartbear
Have you reported the uninsured scumbag yet?
Rob

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:47 pm
by Buckz
surprised that he just dumped it there, with tools, jack etc..

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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:53 pm
by Smartbear
raymond.harper wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:38 am [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/107ncaw.jpg[/IMG] When you see this and signs saying "Happy 30th Birthday Grandma" you know it's time to move
Only a 2.2? The neighbourhood has gone to the dogs! :oops:
Rob