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Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:04 pm
by Ducklakeview
Sister brought her 2011 S-Max around yesterday, complaining of strong diesel smell.

Quick look under the cover revealed a leak from the injector leak off pipes. Picks up the phone to local Fraud main dealer, and asks if the connectors are available separately, surprise surprise, they are only available as a "kit" containing three plastic tees, a single connector and 4 lengths of rubber tube - Tees look like this..
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To say I nearly fell over when he told me how much is an understatement.. FFS..

Anyway, turns out it was a single O ring on the plastic piece, matched one from my kit and repaired in 10 mins..

So go on, how much you lot reckon?

Mike

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:19 pm
by Tcochrane92
£40?

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:21 pm
by Ducklakeview
Tcochrane92 wrote:£40?
Erm, £84+ VAT - TRADE!!!!

Absolute rip off..

They quoted her £400 all in to do the job....

Mike

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:24 pm
by Tcochrane92
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:27 pm
by Ducklakeview
Tcochrane92 wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Oh, pack your wellies for the journey "oop north" as it's a wet weekend!!

Mike

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:32 pm
by pvr
A gardena ring should do nicely ...

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:57 pm
by Scooba_Steve
As would a match, at the dealership :lol:

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:02 pm
by Tcochrane92
Ducklakeview wrote:
Tcochrane92 wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Oh, pack your wellies for the journey "oop north" as it's a wet weekend!!

Mike
Aww :thumbsdown:

I hope you have a nice warm, waterproof garage to work in!

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:24 pm
by Ducklakeview
Tcochrane92 wrote:
Ducklakeview wrote:
Tcochrane92 wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Oh, pack your wellies for the journey "oop north" as it's a wet weekend!!

Mike
Aww :thumbsdown:

I hope you have a nice warm, waterproof garage to work in!
Yup, although you'll only be there for 30 mins, before I send you on your way, grinning!

Mike

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:26 pm
by Tcochrane92
Ducklakeview wrote:
Tcochrane92 wrote:
Ducklakeview wrote:
Oh, pack your wellies for the journey "oop north" as it's a wet weekend!!

Mike
Aww :thumbsdown:

I hope you have a nice warm, waterproof garage to work in!
Yup, although you'll only be there for 30 mins, before I send you on your way, grinning!

Mike
Haha I can't wait

Btw, do you have a Carly? :driving:

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:31 pm
by Ducklakeview
Tcochrane92 wrote:
Ducklakeview wrote:
Tcochrane92 wrote:
Aww :thumbsdown:

I hope you have a nice warm, waterproof garage to work in!
Yup, although you'll only be there for 30 mins, before I send you on your way, grinning!

Mike
Haha I can't wait

Btw, do you have a Carly? :driving:
Yup - I also have the full INPA/SSS/DIS on my Toughbook.

Mike

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:36 pm
by Tcochrane92
Ducklakeview wrote:
Tcochrane92 wrote:
Ducklakeview wrote:
Yup, although you'll only be there for 30 mins, before I send you on your way, grinning!

Mike
Haha I can't wait

Btw, do you have a Carly? :driving:
Yup - I also have the full INPA/SSS/DIS on my Toughbook.

Mike
Would you mind if I tweaked a few things while I'm there? :oops:
I'd really like to set the halo sidelights to DRLs :roll:

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:43 pm
by Ducklakeview
Tcochrane92 wrote:
Ducklakeview wrote:
Tcochrane92 wrote:
Haha I can't wait

Btw, do you have a Carly? :driving:
Yup - I also have the full INPA/SSS/DIS on my Toughbook.

Mike
Would you mind if I tweaked a few things while I'm there? :oops:
I'd really like to set the halo sidelights to DRLs :roll:
No probs at all.

Mike

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:54 pm
by Tcochrane92
Ducklakeview wrote:
Tcochrane92 wrote:
Ducklakeview wrote:
Yup - I also have the full INPA/SSS/DIS on my Toughbook.

Mike
Would you mind if I tweaked a few things while I'm there? :oops:
I'd really like to set the halo sidelights to DRLs :roll:
No probs at all.

Mike
:D :D :D
:driving: :driving: :driving:

Jesus H - It's not just BMW that take the pi$$ then?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:56 pm
by Chris_D
Worra bag o shite!
Always worth doin ur own research for a diy.
Ford wanted 180+vat to replace a wing mirror cover on her crappy old focus convertible.
I found her one at a breakers, same colour for a bluey.
Bonkers.