Wales Meet 12/04/15 - South East Hooners Thread (04/04)

Bing

The Legend
 Exiled Scot in Maidstone
Sorry it's taken longer to pull this together than I intended, life keeps getting in the way of my life on here...

For those travelling to Wales on Saturday 11th April, the plan is to wend our way across the country, picking people up on the way. In the first instance this thread is just to gauge who and where - I've not looked at timings yet, but will get to that in due course. I'm assuming that the Essex, Herfordshire, Buckinghamshire members will go north round the M25 and collect each other then meet us on the other side of the M25, however if you want to come south then that's just fine.

We'll basically be touring services until we get somewhere near / past Swindon, at which point the plan is to re-group and go off-motorway for a mini-hoon around the Cotswolds. Once I've found out where they are I'll draft a route - if anyone local wants to hook up with us and help with that bit then I'd be very happy as I don't know the roads and it will be a Saturday afternoon by then.

So the main stops will be Clackett Lane, Cobham and Reading Services - at the latter I am anticipating hooking up with the Essex & Home Counties lot then travelling further en masse. This could take us a while, once we stop, meet, chat, relieve ourselves and then leave... Plus 'waiting' for people once we get on the motorways again - hence the 'mini' hoon. We'll need a place to stop to regroup past Swindon - suggestions welcome, as I've not thought that far yet :D

There could be one more stop at the beginning at Gasoline Alley at the beginning of the M26 if anyone wants to join us there, but I think only Jan and I are coming from down this way and we'll meet in Maidstone.

Your first task then is to let me know on this thread which of the above services you'd like to join the convoy at. I'll collate the responses in this post whenever I get a chance. And I'll work on timings and hoon route over the weekend. Hopefully :P

Maidstone Kwik Fit, Loose Road, 07.40

- Bing (1)
- jan_tekin (2)

Gasoline Alley, petrol station, 08.00

- Stu Boy (2)
- Mike2510 (2)

Like a rocket ship, somewhere on the M25...

- Lynchy (2)

Cobham Services, 09.00

- PerryGunn (2)
- Billy (2)

Beaconsfield Services, J2 M40, 10.00

- RubyBlueZ4MC (2)
- th30d0r3 (1)

Numbers after names are number of bodies - for booking lunch. 16 right now, but let me know if I've over/under counted.

Lots of slack built in for getting into services, finding each other, quick natter or toilet stop then off. And we'll also not be blasting round the M25, too many cameras that I think are pretty much all set at 70mph now when the variable speed limits are off :(

If we're at Beaconsfield early that's fine as it'll be time for a coffee. We'll aim to leave Beaconsfield by 1030.
 
I will join you either at Clackett Lane or Cobham!

Are you perhaps also planning a group booking at one of the hotels?
 
RubyBlueZ4MC said:
Reading for me please :thumbsup: (any idea approx what time?)
Thanks for organising Bing :)

You're as bad as my wife (who won't be there :( ) - how many times do I have to say I've not planned anything yet :poke: :lol:

Once I've worked it all out with the help of Google Maps I'll get some timings up. Patience Rubes, it shall be done - Skye was planned in about 2 weeks from start to finish, and that was quite a bit more involved, believe me :D
 
Billy said:
I will join you either at Clackett Lane or Cobham!

Are you perhaps also planning a group booking at one of the hotels?

Ace - if you make up your mind prior to the day so we know who we're collecting where that would help calm my planning OCD once it kicks in :D

As for the hotel, I'm not organising bookings, that is outwith the bounds of my responsibility on this thread - I will however try to get you all to the locale intact, and having had some fun. There are suggestions on the main thread, and some of us are staying at the Millingbrook Lodge Inn which is just over the crossing, about 20mins from the start point on Sunday.
 
RubyBlueZ4MC said:
I didn't read the timing thing until after I posted, sorry :)

No worries :thumbsup:

If I get sick on that weekend and you have to diagnose me, could you pay just a little bit more attention though ? Ta 8)
 
Bing said:
If I get sick on that weekend and you have to diagnose me, could you pay just a little bit more attention though ? Ta 8)

I'll be sure to bring my doctors bag with me ....hang on this is taking me back to the ratios thread days :lol:
 
RubyBlueZ4MC said:
Bing said:
If I get sick on that weekend and you have to diagnose me, could you pay just a little bit more attention though ? Ta 8)

I'll be sure to bring my doctors bag with me ....hang on this is taking me back to the ratios thread days :lol:

Well, I am the only singleton at the hotel, so there is a ratio imbalance. Bring the outfit :D

jan_tekin said:
Let me know what time you want me there :D

Don't you start :x :D
 
If you are including Gasoline Alley then that's where i'll meet you :thumbsup:

I'm sure Mike and Ed will meet there too but to be confirmed.

Looking forward to meeting up, really hope the weather is nice 8)
 
pvr said:
Just realised I am back by then, but the meet is full I see 8)

I suppose if you ask nicely there may be a slot - even in the reserve list... Might need two cars to drop out to fit your lady ass in though :D
 
even better "porsche & ass" pic... :D

donkey-powered-porsche.jpg
 
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