Here comes a roundhouse kick to the face!

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zee42

Active member
 I could tell you,But then I'd have to kill you!!
The friction from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is
responsible for global warming


Chuck Norris can kill you sooooooo fast,
that you go through your entire life not knowing your dead
 
Chuck Norris does not hunt. Because hunting suggests a potential for failure. Chuck Norris kills.

Chuck Norris' calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

Superman wears a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
 
Poor Ducks...................Dead man walking :ninja:
 
Note that last time someone tried taking a picture of that he was vaporized by the force of the kick that followed the click of the camera shutter. :dizzy:
 
Chuck Norris has unbreakable teeth... However four out of five dentists agree that only Chuck Norris can prevent cavities. The fifth dentist was fatally roundhouse kicked when he disagreed.
 
Let's hope he never does........the end result could change the orbits of the planets and possibly put out the sun :cry: :cry:
 
You can't go anywhere without a pair of GENUINE Chuck Norris Action Jeans!

ActionJeans650.jpg
 
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