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Post by enuff_zed » Wed May 01, 2024 12:57 pm

pvr wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 8:00 am UK instead of GB :lol:

Everyone uses the iso country codes :P
GB isn't a country though. It's an amalgam.
If I was forced to put anything on it would be ENG. (Regardless of ISO codes, the MOT rules for plates say you can have ENG, but don't show EN)
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Post by Nanu » Wed May 01, 2024 7:42 pm

My other car is a Porsche on a Roller would be pretty annoying.

I did see the name on a boat in Puerto Banus worth upwards of £30 million as "Our Toy" :x
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Post by MikeyH » Wed May 01, 2024 11:12 pm

M badge on a diesel 320
Now, Sterling grey Z4 2.2 with cup holders, stubby aerial and sport seats. Roadsters ‘cause they’re great with the roof down.
Ford Anglia, Red Sprite, a few MG midgets, MGB Roadster and yellow Ford Capri, all gone many years now.

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Post by True-Blue » Thu May 02, 2024 10:40 am

Alpina badges on non-Alpina’s

My other car’s a Broomstick… type Bollox
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Post by True-Blue » Thu May 02, 2024 10:42 am

There were variations on ‘intel inside’ badges for a while, should read ‘in-bred inside’ for some of the big wing brigade :roll:
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Post by BMWZ4MC » Thu May 02, 2024 12:48 pm

When “No Fear” stickers were popular, a mate of mine had a very small “Fear This” bumper sticker on his 1000 bhp Supra :evil:
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Post by z4lincs » Thu May 02, 2024 3:27 pm

It's got to be "Powered by Fairy Dust" :headbang:
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Post by MikeyH » Thu May 02, 2024 3:35 pm

z4lincs wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 3:27 pm It's got to be "Powered by Fairy Dust" :headbang:
Oh god yes, usually some crappy worn out Fiesta.
Now, Sterling grey Z4 2.2 with cup holders, stubby aerial and sport seats. Roadsters ‘cause they’re great with the roof down.
Ford Anglia, Red Sprite, a few MG midgets, MGB Roadster and yellow Ford Capri, all gone many years now.

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Post by Pondrew » Thu May 02, 2024 4:48 pm

Flipping this around. The BEST sticker I have ever seen was on the back of a white van...it read

PLEASE DON'T STEAL THE TOOLS FROM THIS VAN.
I NEED THEM TO EARN MONEY TO PAY THE TAX
THAT PAYS YOUR BENEFITS.
All good things come to those who wait. I'm really impatient which explains a lot.

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Post by enuff_zed » Thu May 02, 2024 5:53 pm

What about the Nurburgring track outlines, plastered on the back of some clapped out jalopy that wouldn't have made it to Dover? :roll:
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Post by MikeyH » Thu May 02, 2024 6:59 pm

enuff_zed wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 5:53 pm What about the Nurburgring track outlines, plastered on the back of some clapped out jalopy that wouldn't have made it to Dover? :roll:
:rofl:
Now, Sterling grey Z4 2.2 with cup holders, stubby aerial and sport seats. Roadsters ‘cause they’re great with the roof down.
Ford Anglia, Red Sprite, a few MG midgets, MGB Roadster and yellow Ford Capri, all gone many years now.

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Post by Nanu » Thu May 02, 2024 7:24 pm

Pondrew wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 4:48 pm Flipping this around. The BEST sticker I have ever seen was on the back of a white van...it read

PLEASE DON'T STEAL THE TOOLS FROM THIS VAN.
I NEED THEM TO EARN MONEY TO PAY THE TAX
THAT PAYS YOUR BENEFITS.
The words red flag and bull spring to mind
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Post by brillomaster » Fri May 03, 2024 10:19 am

i used to have this sticker on the side of my £900 BMW track car...

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Post by john-e89 » Fri May 03, 2024 12:10 pm

enuff_zed wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 5:53 pm What about the Nurburgring track outlines, plastered on the back of some clapped out jalopy that wouldn't have made it to Dover? :roll:
Crammed full of dole scrounging ‘orrible zitty little roadboys…. :lol:
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Post by pvr » Fri May 03, 2024 12:24 pm

School photo John?
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