Worst stickers on cars

Fred Smith · Post by **Fred Smith** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 5:30 pm

Photos probably better than typing, but how about a "worst car stickers" thread if not done before?

Today I saw some generic fairly modern car with "abused daily" written in white cursive script ALONG THE BOTTOM OF THE WINDSCREEN. You did read that right, WINDSCREEN.

There's another one I've seen that I truly hate. I am one of those people who can appreciate a proper off road vehicle such as a Defender, but who thinks luxury "off road" vehicles in cities are an abomination. The concept of the "Chelsea Tractor" is horrible. Now imagine living in the countryside and sticking a "Chelsea Tractor" sticker on the back of your 20 year old Land Rover Freelander. Sorry, mate, a Chelsea Tractor is not something to aspire to, and a crappy 4x4 outside a council house in the country is NOT a Chelsea Tractor. And it's worse when matched to a "personalized" numberplate that relies on using numbers as letters to work.

Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.

Ole gits rule · Post by **Ole gits rule** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 5:33 pm

I reckon the Chelsea tractor one is sarcasm myself

Fred Smith · Post by **Fred Smith** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 6:20 pm

Ole gits rule wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 5:33 pm I reckon the Chelsea tractor one is sarcasm myself

"My crappy 4x4 in the countryside is a luxury 4x4 that has no place in the city" is a statement I find equally objectionable whether made seriously or sarcastically. Maybe I am just incredibly sore about the absolute destruction of one of the greatest British brands of all time over the last 35 years. Destroyed by both crap models and "luxury" models.

Nanu · Post by **Nanu** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:00 pm

My pet hate is the Baby on board sticker.

What has that got to do with me??

enuff_zed · Post by **enuff_zed** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:06 pm

Nanu wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:00 pm My pet hate is the Baby on board sticker.

What has that got to do with me??

Yup. Are they suggesting you will drive differently?
And usually you'd have to be driving stupidly close to read it anyway.

Could be worse though....................... 'Princess on board'???

Fred Smith · Post by **Fred Smith** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:08 pm

Nanu wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:00 pm My pet hate is the Baby on board sticker.

What has that got to do with me??

It is pretty offensive as well as irrelevant! They are effectively telling the driver behind that they think he is some sort of irresponsible bad driver who risks the lives of men women and children, but who will suddenly feel guilt and slow down if they find out a baby is in the car. NO! I respect other people on the road irrespective of their age, thank you very much! How dare you suggest I only care about myself and babies!

Pondrew · Post by **Pondrew** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:05 pm

Fred Smith wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:08 pm It is pretty offensive as well as irrelevant! They are effectively telling the driver behind that they think he is some sort of irresponsible bad driver who risks the lives of men women and children, but who will suddenly feel guilt and slow down if they find out a baby is in the car. NO! I respect other people on the road irrespective of their age, thank you very much! How dare you suggest I only care about myself and babies!

Easy there...tiger!

Pondrew · Post by **Pondrew** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:08 pm

If we are talking tasteless stickers, etc, then how about a nice 7 series BM. For sale currently by a dealer and obviously a diesel:

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jock156 · Post by **jock156** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:35 pm

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MikeyH · Post by **MikeyH** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:32 pm

What about the my other car is a Porsche on the the back of some real shite heap or even more ass holy a Porsche

MikeyH · Post by **MikeyH** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:33 pm

Or those stupid you are too close stickers that you have to be too close to read.

dr_john · Post by **dr_john** » Wed May 01, 2024 12:08 am

The ‘Baby On Board’ one has annoyed me intensely for years.

WTF do I care?

obewan · Post by **obewan** » Wed May 01, 2024 7:45 am

enuff_zed wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:06 pm
Nanu wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:00 pm My pet hate is the Baby on board sticker.

What has that got to do with me??
Yup. Are they suggesting you will drive differently?
And usually you'd have to be driving stupidly close to read it anyway.

Could be worse though....................... 'Princess on board'???

+1

pvr · Post by **pvr** » Wed May 01, 2024 8:00 am

UK instead of GB

Everyone uses the iso country codes

Nictrix · Post by **Nictrix** » Wed May 01, 2024 12:36 pm

Ferrari on a BMW

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