Drunken Shuttle Astronauts

skelters · Post by **skelters** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:05 pm

So you're about to sit behind an estimated 37million bhp Space Shuttle costing billions to develop and maintain.

Would you have a drink?

It's not as if you're going to get done for speeding is it?

Who's going to pull you over!

Post by **sp3ctre** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:13 pm

skelters wrote:So you're about to sit behind an estimated 37million bhp Space Shuttle costing billions to develop and maintain.

Would you have a drink?

It's not as if you're going to get done for speeding is it?

Who's going to pull you over!

Well I'm not gonna get in one of those bloody things sober now, am I???!

WLH · Post by **WLH** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:39 pm

I saw a lift off once from about 75 miles away...
What an awsome sight...

Rick Hunter · Post by **Rick Hunter** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:53 pm

Hell... what better way is there to test the autopilot / computer systems? It's the real flight... no need to simulate drunkenness for the real flight, yeah?

Kdawg · Post by **Kdawg** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:55 pm

That's probably the only way they'd get me to strap myself to 535,000 gallons of liquid hydrogen, knowing that there's a 7.5% chance I'm not going to make it back in one piece.

O6-Z4 · Post by **O6-Z4** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:13 pm

Kdawg wrote:That's probably the only way they'd get me to strap myself to 535,000 gallons of liquid hydrogen, knowing that there's a 7.5% chance I'm not going to make it back in one piece.

but imagine the acceleration form that thing

20ducks · Post by **20ducks** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:49 am

and the view.

20ducks · Post by **20ducks** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:50 am

Now here is an exclusive club: the 275 mile high club!

zee42 · Post by **zee42** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:39 am

sp3ctre wrote:
skelters wrote:So you're about to sit behind an estimated 37million bhp Space Shuttle costing billions to develop and maintain.

Would you have a drink?

It's not as if you're going to get done for speeding is it?

Who's going to pull you over!
Well I'm not gonna get in one of those bloody things sober now, am I???!

I hear ya!....pop that top and push the button

flyboyaj · Post by **flyboyaj** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:00 am

I had a photo of the last shuttle launch from the space station, but I can't find it... I'll keep looking. It was really kewl!

zee42 · Post by **zee42** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:01 pm

Hey flyboy...........show them the picture you have of your flight equipment...you know the one with the beer can on each side and the straw

and the belt for instant refills while in flight

flyboyaj · Post by **flyboyaj** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:12 pm

I have a better one that that. This is my personal flight attendant...

zee42 · Post by **zee42** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:19 pm

Yeah.....They just don't make em like that anymore

20ducks · Post by **20ducks** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:51 pm

News flash:

The suspected "drunken" astronauts were actually in training to be Northwest Airline pilot when the alleged NASA violations occured.

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