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by mmm-five » Tue Nov 07, 2023 9:48 pm
A young woman sits at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender grabs a glass, grabs a handful of ice and makes the drink.
She says, "Ew I'm not drinking that! You touched the ice with your hands! Use the ice tongs!"
"Lady, my hands are in water all day, they never touch anything dirty, and so they stay clean."
"I don't care! Use the ice tongs!"
So he makes her another drink, carefully using the ice tongs.
After a couple of drinks, she notices a string hanging down from the bartender's fly. Curious, she says, "Why is that string on your pants?"
He says, "I use it to unzip my pants when I have to go to the bathroom so I don't touch anything."
She ponders this, then asks, "Well, how do you get it out of your pants?", "With the ice tongs, of course."
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