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Post by sars » Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:03 pm

I’ve not been banned from anything ever, mediocre that’s me :P
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Post by Nanu » Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:04 pm

john-e89 wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:02 pm
Nanu wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 7:53 pm My wife has banned me from buying a new G29 M40i - For now anyway :evil:

Does that count or is that just accepted?
You can't count the wife.... doesn't come into the equation....ever.... :lol:
Will just do as I am told then :(
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Post by john-e89 » Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:05 pm

sars wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:03 pm I’ve not been banned from anything ever, mediocre that’s me :P
Do you need banning from wearing a tight catsuit at your age..... :poke: :poke: :evil:
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Post by sars » Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:23 pm

john-e89, at 56 I need the tight catsuit to keep everything in its place, f*&#ing gravity :headbang:
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Post by MikeyH » Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:41 pm

OMG this all makes me sound so boring. :headbang: I haven't been banned from anywhere :headbang:
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Post by john-e89 » Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:55 pm

sars wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:23 pm john-e89, at 56 I need the tight catsuit to keep everything in its place, f*&#ing gravity :headbang:
Nah I reckon you'll still be reet hot.... :wink:
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Post by True-Blue » Wed Jul 05, 2023 9:17 pm

john-e89 wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:55 pm
sars wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:23 pm john-e89, at 56 I need the tight catsuit to keep everything in its place, f*&#ing gravity :headbang:
Nah I reckon you'll still be reet hot.... :wink:
Have I logged on to plenty of fish by accident…. :worthless:
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Post by Pondrew » Wed Jul 05, 2023 9:23 pm

True-Blue wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 9:17 pm
john-e89 wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:55 pm
sars wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:23 pm john-e89, at 56 I need the tight catsuit to keep everything in its place, f*&#ing gravity :headbang:
Nah I reckon you'll still be reet hot.... :wink:
Have I logged on to plenty of fish by accident…. :worthless:
well I'm still waiting for the pictures of her in those kinky boots she sold! :x
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Post by sars » Wed Jul 05, 2023 9:28 pm

Guys, fantasy, its always better than reality :poke:
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Post by Pondrew » Wed Jul 05, 2023 10:12 pm

sars wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 9:28 pm Guys, fantasy, its always better than reality
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :D
All good things come to those who wait. I'm really impatient which explains a lot.

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Post by john-e89 » Wed Jul 05, 2023 10:18 pm

Pondrew wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 10:12 pm
sars wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 9:28 pm Guys, fantasy, its always better than reality
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :D
Alright that'll do.....like a bunch of ducks hassling a poor lone drake.... disgusting ban material.... :poke:
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Post by sp3ctre » Wed Jul 05, 2023 10:24 pm

Pondrew wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 10:12 pm
sars wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 9:28 pm Guys, fantasy, its always better than reality
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :D
Or, failing that, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
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Post by coldel » Wed Jul 05, 2023 11:12 pm

Do restraining orders count as bans?

Asking for a friend...
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Post by Pondrew » Wed Jul 05, 2023 11:26 pm

sp3ctre wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 10:24 pm Or, failing that, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
See we've turned this thread into classic forum 'ban'-ter. Just what the doctor ordered! :thumbsup:
All good things come to those who wait. I'm really impatient which explains a lot.

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Post by Pondrew » Wed Jul 05, 2023 11:27 pm

coldel wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 11:12 pm Do restraining orders count as bans?

Asking for a friend...
Do tell us more about this 'friend' of yours. Sounds interesting. :?
All good things come to those who wait. I'm really impatient which explains a lot.

F31 320i. Good car.
E89 20i Now fully dried
Z3 'free litre'. Project and a half. Complicated!
Mazda3 sold
Tatty old R56 Mini Cooper. Money pit!

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